Big HTML, or Cyrus helps me avoid working for a period of time
| date: | Thursday, April 14, 2011 - 5:43 PM UTC |
| category: | CHATLOGS, HEY THANKS FOR THIS |
| tags: | anal log, Hipsters, HTML, Ironic Chic, MARQUEE TAG CHANGED MY LIFE |
Cyrus Marriner: it has the <marquee> tag
(10:45:34 AM) Ozzie Darden: i love the marquee tag, as you may know
(10:45:42 AM) Cyrus Marriner: yeah
(10:45:46 AM) Cyrus Marriner: who doesn’t
(10:45:58 AM) Cyrus Marriner:besides anyone who tried to visit a website from the years 1996-2003
(10:46:11 AM) Ozzie Darden: hahaha
(10:46:18 AM) Ozzie Darden: it’s attained ironic hipster chic status now
(10:46:54 AM) Cyrus Marriner: hell yes
(10:47:23 AM) Ozzie Darden: we liked marquee before it sold out to big HTML
(10:48:24 AM) Cyrus Marriner: hahaha
(10:48:41 AM) Cyrus Marriner: HTML 5? pfft, the only HTMLs worth using were 1-3
(10:49:02 AM) Cyrus Marriner: and don’t get me started about CSS’s mediocre followup effort
(10:51:03 AM) Ozzie Darden: haha
(10:51:41 AM) Ozzie Darden: The HTML lost its soul when it stopped using analog computer technology
(10:52:14 AM) Ozzie Darden: the flash tag just lost its warmth, you know?
(10:53:02 AM) Cyrus Marriner:ugh, i know, it’s all vectors and shit and i’m like, is there anything vectors can do that a wobbly line on an oscilloscope CAN’T?
(10:54:09 AM) Ozzie Darden: all the kids these days are putting mp3s on their site. when i put a midi on my geocities page, it like, MEANT something, you know?
(10:54:40 AM) Ozzie Darden: i’m starting a vintage page with frames in protest, to show them what html is REALLY all about
(10:54:49 AM) Cyrus Marriner: exactly, and that shit would start playing when I wanted it to, nowadays the artist doesn’t have any control
(10:55:09 AM) Cyrus Marriner: i always thought the iframe tag was severely underrated
(10:55:20 AM) Ozzie Darden: hahaha